Wednesday, July 28, 2004

gmail

this whole gmail thing has finally piqued my curiosity, what exactly is this all about? i am off to investigate all of this new stuff. perhaps i will join the mad dash of nerds out to get a gmail account. sounds interesting to say the least.

Monday, July 26, 2004

oh jib jab

i don't really know what to do with this blog so hmmm i'll do this. it is absolutely priceless.

john kerry vs. george bush starring in this land.

and the lyrics to boot in case you can't hear it because it's just that funny. or well i think so:
GW (George Bush) JK (John Kerry) BC (Big Daddy Bill Clinton) AS (AHNOLD)

GW: This land your land
GW: This land is my land
GW: I'm a texas tiger
GW: You're a liberal weiner
GW: I'm a great crusader
GW: You're Herman Munster
GW: This land will surely vote for me

JK: This land is your land
JK: This land my land
JK: I'm an intellectual
JK: You're a stupid dumbass
JK: I'm a purple heart winner
JK: And yes it's true I won it thrice
JK: This land will surely vote for me

GW: You have more waffles
GW: Than a house of pancakes
GW: You offer flip flops
GW: I offer tax breaks
GW: You're a UN Pussy
GW: And yes it's true that I kick ass, HAH
GW: This land will surely vote for me

JK: You can't say nuclear
JK: That really scares me
JK: Sometimes a brain can
JK: Come in quite handy
JK: That's not gonna help you
JK: Because I won three purple hearts
JK: This land will surely vote for me

GW: You're a liberal sissy
JK: You're right wing nutjob
GW: You're a pinko commie
JK: You're dumb as a doornob
GW: Hey, you got that botox
JK: But I still won three purple hearts
Both: This land will surely vote for me

Indian: This land was my land
Everyone: But now it's our land
AS: From California
BC: To the New York I.. whatdidido?
JK: From liberal weinies
GW: To right wing nutjobs
JK: This land belongs
GW: This land belongs
Both: This land belongs to you and me
GW: Oh and Dick Chaney too